Above: Forsyth, spent much of the cold war on the Kasi.

Housewives favourite, gameshow host Bruce Forsyth, has been revealed to have been on the KASI, for much of the cold war.

The star of 'Play your cards right' and the acclaimed 1970s comedy 'Superstore' is
believed to have used his position of prominence to spread messages to agents in
the field and to recruit fresh blood into the service of the feared eastern European intelligence committee ,the 'Kasi'.

His Generation Game phrases "Didn't he do well?" and "Nice to see you, to see you nice" and "I'm in charge" from Sunday Night at the London Palladium are all listed in Kasi files as code words used to communicate with agents in the field. It is believed that their frequent use may indicate that they were very important to Kasi spymasters.

Above: Wogan, approached by Forsyth in questionable circumstances

"It comes as no surprise to me", says Terry 'Blankety Blank' Wogan."Back in the 70s he approached me. I think he believed that the Anti-Materialistic message of 'Blankety Blank' made me an ideal recruit for the Kasi. It just never occurred to him that we just couldn't be arsed giving decent prizes. It was that simple."

One incident, now legendary among the intelligence elite in the west, was the famous 'Operation Red Book' , where Forsyth actually took all his questions for a particular episode of his weekly gameshow, 'Prize Revolution', from his personal 'Little Red Book'. The show was broadcast on the anniversary of the October Revolution.

Above: "And now, for the lounge suite: Who signed the proclamation during the October Revolution of 1917?"

There was consternation after the broadcast, with the telephone switch-boards of ITV being jammed with calls from irate viewers, asking why the usual questions, relating to capital cities, types of fruit and the like, were replaced with questions like 'How can the means of production be used more efficiently?' And 'You have 50 seconds to talk about Stalin's 5 year plans, starting....NOW'. There have been Parliamentary questions tabled as to why, with this information at hand, that long ago, action wasn't taken to put a halt on the activities of Forsythe (or 'Wiggy', his codename from the top secret 'Kasi' files), but it seems unlikely that we'll ever know the truth. Some have alleged that he received protection from prosecution from the Queen herself, who is believed to have been a fan of Forsyth's ever since his 'Sunday Night at the Palladium' Days. The Palace have remained quiet on the matter.

MI5 knew Forsyth was a threat, the files, released this week. With his bizarre, jingoistic way of talking, MI5 thought that Brucie could pose a major threat to the fabric of the British nation.

"Furthermore, 'Points make prizes, not pounds', confirms to us that he [Forsyth] is a dyed in the wool, commie bastard, and should be first against the wall once we get the go-ahead from Whitehall. Him and his massive playing cards, weirdo..."